Colette

Colette (@Warden_Colette) is a Grey Warden who is in a Strictly Professional and Entirely Appropriate Relationship with Alistair.

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Colette is a brazen, blonde, Lieutenant-lusting, java-guzzling Jezebel who SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE'S LIEUTENANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (note: this edit was definitely NOT made by Bellara Shepard in an attempt to get the horrific hussy to STAY AWAY FROM Kaidan Alenko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

'''OH YEAH?? Well Bellara ShepLARD is a Warden stealing floozy AND CAN'T APPRECIATE THE COLOR ORANGE AND IT'S GLORIOUS BEAUTY, WHO SHOULD ALSO STAY AWAY FROM KINGS OF FERELDEN.'''

'''Colette is also much thinner and prettier than that hussy, Bellara. HER AND HER TINY, SMALLER-THAN-COLETTE'S BOOBS NEED LAY OFF THE HOT WINGS.'''

'''OH YEAH???!!!! WELL, I THINK COLFATTE IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE HOT WINGS, CHUBBSY-CHUBB-CHUBBS! YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOOOOO SKINNY, AND CALL THAT SWEET, LOVEABLE GIRL ALL SORTS OF HORRIBLE UNTRUE NAMES, BUT YOU CLAIM TO STILL HAVE BIGGER BOOBS THAN M'...MY FAVOURITE SHEPARD BELLARA????????!!!!!!!!! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE LOGICAL SENSE...ALTHOUGH I GUESS THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE MAKES SENSE WHAT WITH YOUR CORRUPTED DISGUSTINGLY GROSS BLOOD DRINKING ADDICTION AND ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

AND DON'T YOU COME TO ME TALKING ABOUT KINGS OF FERELDEN, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN PAID ATTENTION TO YOURS, YOU LASCIVIOUS LIEUTENANT-LUSTER?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''I THINK I HATH SEEN THE POT CALL THE KETTLE FAT, YOU FATTY FAT FATTY!! COLETTE WILL FOREVER HAVE THE BLONDE BEAUTY AND GRACE BELLARA SHEPLARD ONLY WISHES SHE COULD HAVE!!! AND IF COMMANDER FATTY KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER, SHE'LL STAY AWAY FROM KINGS OF FERELDEN THAT AREN'T HERS, AND I PAY ATTENTION TO HIM AND HIS SLIGHTLY ALARMING CHEESE FETISH ENOUGH THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''

''' OH YEAH???!!! WELL, MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE HORROR OF THE COMING OF COLFATTE'S PUDDINGY PUDGE ROLLS AND TRULY THEY WERE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO GORGE YOURSELF OF SOME MORE BLOOD, YOU CREEPY FREAKAZOID??????!!!! AND STAY AWAY FROM MY LIEUTENANT WHO WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH A MILLION FEET POLE, YOU SHAMELESS BRAZEN HUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''