Thresher Maw

THIS IS A PLACEHOLDER PAGE.

THRESHER MAW (http://www.twitter.com/A_Thresher_Maw) IS A THRESHER MAW.

THRESHER IS VERY PROUD OF HIS GLOWING BLUE TONGUE.

THRESHER LIKES HUMANS. ESPECIALLY HUMANS FROM Akuze. THRESHER ENJOYS TAUNTING John Shepard.

THRESHER LIKES BIOTIC KITTIES ALSO, ESPECIALLY RUSSIAN BLUES. THRESHER MAW DOES NOT LIKE Normandy Cat BECAUSE HE TASTES LIKE LIQUORICE.

THRESHER HAS A SUBSCRIPTION TO MAW-VOGUE, AND WORRIES DEEPLY ABOUT RECEDING SPIKELINES.

THRESHER'S HEART WAS BROKEN WHEN HIS GIRLFRIEND MAW-DISION LEFT HIM FOR A SARLACC.